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I know y’all are hoping to see the intricacies and esoteric visions of Ketchikan, but mcdonalds just gets me and needs to be applauded. #fries #wayoflife #fat #butidc #bestthingsinlifearenotfree #anditsworthit

I know y’all are hoping to see the intricacies and esoteric visions of Ketchikan, but mcdonalds just gets me and needs to be applauded. #fries #wayoflife #fat #butidc #bestthingsinlifearenotfree #anditsworthit

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gcodegfb:

CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’!!!!!!!!! 

The high level of gooberness this possesses is FANTASTIC!!!

gcodegfb:

CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’!!!!!!!!! 

The high level of gooberness this possesses is FANTASTIC!!!

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Causing quite the stare fest cause I’m open handedly carrying wine bottles. Well Seattle #idc because you outlawed bags and such. I’m so bout that life.

Causing quite the stare fest cause I’m open handedly carrying wine bottles. Well Seattle #idc because you outlawed bags and such. I’m so bout that life.

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4:45 AM

  • Me: hello?
  • Idiot: Cali, I can't sleep. I can't sleep cause I'm thinking about you...
  • Me: You've got to be kidding me.
  • Stupid: Can I...
  • Me: No. My parents are coming, I need to sleep.
  • Fktard: You're parents! I want to meet them, talk to them about me.
  • Me: mhm *hangs up*
  • WHAAAAAATT. THHHHHEEEEEE. DGKDFHTBBFSJJ ~%}>£|\|€>}£^\]]}%%~\[>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I hate. HATE. BOOTYCALLS. With a deep and never ceasing passion. Especially, if you have no right to call me.
  • 4: 45??? Is he retarded?!!?!!
  • Ugggghhhhhh!!!! Sundays are my WORST sleeping days and now I'm freaking up cause of dummy!!
  • Woooosahhhhhhhh.
  • Promised Allan I wouldn't rage on Facebook anymore. Livid though!!!

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Somewhere on a cruise ship…working. 😒 Makes it seem like I’m on vacation. This is great though. Congrats to my bro for finishing his bachelors. @gcodegfb

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This and all the lulz!

This and all the lulz!

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Thomas?? Is that you?? #steamtrain #skagway  (at White Pass & Yukon Route)

Thomas?? Is that you?? #steamtrain #skagway (at White Pass & Yukon Route)

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Taxi

One of my favorite things to see is a thirsty girl/guy, really lay all their game down. And after all the lashes are batted and drinks bought, they go in for the close and the boyfriend/girlfriend comes up like, “hey babes, you ready?”
I know, but it’s funny!
Me and my ex use to do that all the time. Super confident in what you have and just letting people live. Nothing more ridiculous than going up and being jealous for someone who’s absolutely not a threat to your situation. Just watch from a quiet distance and when you’re ready to bounce…taxi!

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Happy 4th with my Brit. #lulz #us #stickers #smokemachineftw #redwhiteandBLUE #idecorated ✌️🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧

Happy 4th with my Brit. #lulz #us #stickers #smokemachineftw #redwhiteandBLUE #idecorated ✌️🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧

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Date nice guys

So, there’s this stunner of a guy. He’d have these flings with random girls and the girls would fall completely in love. I mean he was selling the dream! Then, when they left, out of sight - out of mind.
This last one had him for 4 days and by the end, was literally ready to have his children. Just head over heels.
He’s actually a really cool dude; but when I asked him about the last broken heart he left, he’s all, “oh yeah, how is she?” Umm…ready to slit her wrists since you haven’t messaged her back!
Guys, I can’t.
Be with someone who loves you more. It’s the motto.

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