When thot attire doesn't translate
- L: "She had this top, that was cut to her belly button." *motioning a deep v shaped*
- K: "She was wearing what?"
- Me: "A low cut v-neck, basically."
- L: "Not a v-neck. More like a waistcoat."
Have I told y’all my love language is gifts? This kid sent me a bouquet of roses with a note that said, “Yesterday I was shy. Today I am not.”
Yes! If you are trying to make a girl give up her side boos…be bold and make a statement.
I mean I loved his approach. He saw me around, looked me up, asked about me, then made a move. I always say, if you like someone, the best thing you could do is stalk them. Deadass! It’s the easiest way to find out who they are and what they like.
He could be an idiot or asshole, but he definitely has my attention.
I know y’all are hoping to see the intricacies and esoteric visions of Ketchikan, but mcdonalds just gets me and needs to be applauded. #fries #wayoflife #fat #butidc #bestthingsinlifearenotfree #anditsworthit
One of my favorite things to see is a thirsty girl/guy, really lay all their game down. And after all the lashes are batted and drinks bought, they go in for the close and the boyfriend/girlfriend comes up like, “hey babes, you ready?”
I know, but it’s funny!
Me and my ex use to do that all the time. Super confident in what you have and just letting people live. Nothing more ridiculous than going up and being jealous for someone who’s absolutely not a threat to your situation. Just watch from a quiet distance and when you’re ready to bounce…taxi!