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Well done buzzfeed! I go through one of these, daily. Literally, every day. Especially the two where they ask if there’s anything shorter…(no) and since it’s a Jewish name, I must be a black Jew and speak Hebrew. All the lullz.
When coca-cola had the audacity to suggest I share a coke with Lisa-Ann, not gonna lie, there were so many randoms, I thought I had a slight chance at normalcy. Denied, once again.
Funny thing is, you search Shekinah on fb and there is ONE HUNDRED MILLION of us. Which sucks as well! I can’t be fully unique like someone whose parents vainly put their name together to create a new one, (Jimmy+Leeandra=jimmi-lee), but not quite common enough to ever find a keychain.
All good though. I wouldn’t want to be named anything else.

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Ugh

My computer is shit and I hate writing dissertations on my phone cause…auto-freaking-correct. So be patient while I situate my life.
Thanks in advance.

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#Living #medcruising πŸ“·: @julesloh

#Living #medcruising πŸ“·: @julesloh

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#bandgroupie @scandthesession  (at Guitar Center Lessons)

#bandgroupie @scandthesession (at Guitar Center Lessons)

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Facebook needs to have a freaking seat with this overwhelming invasion of privacy hidden in terms of use.
What does the app need to send messages and record audio, without my confirmation for???
Get the FOH, I’m not downloading the messenger app. You can just inconvenience me all day by making me use my browser.

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When thot attire doesn't translate

  • L: "She had this top, that was cut to her belly button." *motioning a deep v shaped*
  • K: "She was wearing what?"
  • Me: "A low cut v-neck, basically."
  • L: "Not a v-neck. More like a waistcoat."
  • Lol in uk speak, a waistcoat is a vest.

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Be bold

Have I told y’all my love language is gifts? This kid sent me a bouquet of roses with a note that said, “Yesterday I was shy. Today I am not.”
Yes! If you are trying to make a girl give up her side boos…be bold and make a statement.
I mean I loved his approach. He saw me around, looked me up, asked about me, then made a move. I always say, if you like someone, the best thing you could do is stalk them. Deadass! It’s the easiest way to find out who they are and what they like.
He could be an idiot or asshole, but he definitely has my attention.

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I know y’all are hoping to see the intricacies and esoteric visions of Ketchikan, but mcdonalds just gets me and needs to be applauded. #fries #wayoflife #fat #butidc #bestthingsinlifearenotfree #anditsworthit

I know y’all are hoping to see the intricacies and esoteric visions of Ketchikan, but mcdonalds just gets me and needs to be applauded. #fries #wayoflife #fat #butidc #bestthingsinlifearenotfree #anditsworthit

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CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’!!!!!!!!! 

The high level of gooberness this possesses is FANTASTIC!!!

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CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’!!!!!!!!!Β 

The high level of gooberness this possesses is FANTASTIC!!!

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